So you think RNG is random? Nah — it’s just the casino playing samba while your bankroll does the tango. Low volatility? That’s just the warm-up before the real party. High volatility? Bro, that’s a rollercoaster with toucans throwing free spins like confetti at 3AM. I once won $2K on a ‘mystery multiplier’… then cried because my therapist said ‘it’s not gambling, it’s art.’ Pro tip: if your dopamine hits harder than your rent — maybe it’s time to log off.